shikey
737 posts
Jul 07, 2009
6:34 AM
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Cracking post mate, theres alot similar to this on the movie website IMDB.
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drose8
347 posts
Apr 19, 2010
6:19 PM
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had to laugh reading this post from last summer- as true now as ever- I am a lost cause for sure.....
but enjoying the ride
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Oni
31 posts
Apr 20, 2010
6:53 AM
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how about these?
58)When you figure you can live with the pain of a tooth that broke in half, because the $250 it'll take to have it pulled is alot of cash that could better be spent on paint and posterboard.
59)The idiot that refuses to turn his highbeams off inspires another painting.
60)You leave the party your at to do a painting or a dozen, and your the one throwing the party!
Just thought I might throw in a couple of my own experiances there. :D
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http://s966.photobucket.com/albums/ae144/oniken2008/?action=view¤t=cc89d54b.pbw
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hermit4099
34 posts
Apr 20, 2010
5:21 PM
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Or maybe these too:
61) You read all these and realize you lost time painting.
62) You wonder what you tube video they where talking about.
63)You're taking notes from the above posts.
Ok I'll start. My name is hermit4099 and I have a prob-
forget it for now just got an ideal for a painting,bye.
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GknotJk
11 posts
Apr 20, 2010
7:36 PM
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64) when you wear shoes without socks
65) when you reach for the ketchup but instead grab your red gloss
66) when you bring a doctors note to school so that you can wear your respirator
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Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.
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Stellar
177 posts
Apr 21, 2010
8:30 AM
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67) When you dedicate an entire closet to spray painting materials
68) When the manager of Home Depot knows you as the spray paint man
69) When your local home depot and lowes keep hidden cans of Glossy Black just for you.
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Http://www.stellarpaintings.com
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Flasimbufasa
52 posts
Apr 21, 2010
9:45 AM
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I am so jealous of you Stellar >< I need some more spraypaint actually.... Maybe I can get by prom with only 10 dollars and spend the other 30 on spraypaint! :D
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Impromp2
85 posts
Apr 21, 2010
1:17 PM
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70) When everything you own has the slight fragrence of spraypaint.
71) When you stay out at 5:30 a.m in the freezing cold so you can paint a pic at the local skate park on the euro gap.
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DAK
15 posts
Apr 22, 2010
8:35 PM
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72.) You're afraid to tell your wife that the TV is the baby sitter while you're painting.
73.) You go around the office begging people for all of their old trade magazines.
74.) The back seat of your car becomes your extra storage space.
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FractalEye
3 posts
Apr 23, 2010
12:34 PM
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Hilarious :D I can tell I'll be horrible... I haven't even started and I'm reading this...
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Cosmic Creations
MEMBER
711 posts
Apr 25, 2010
7:10 PM
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75) You have not painted in a year and still have 25 cans of new paint, a pallet knife, ten sheets of posterboard, and all kinds of cans, just sitting there looking at you.
76) After painting for six years you just quit for fear that your next painting will not be as good as your last. (Please use your respirators!)
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Greg, cosmicreations.net
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Stellar
186 posts
Apr 30, 2010
10:42 AM
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77) when someone is watching you flick paint and says WOW. and you think they are retarded
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Http://www.stellarpaintings.com
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drose8
367 posts
Apr 30, 2010
10:47 AM
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78) you slice your finger cutting up posterboard- so you photograph the mess and post the photo- then wrap your bloody finger in gauze and tape and start painting again
Last Edited by on Apr 30, 2010 3:58 PM
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jasons321123
3 posts
May 07, 2010
9:52 PM
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79) When your picking old paint off your fingers while your driving to pick up you girlfriend late using the excuse that you were helping your dad...
i just had to use this one...
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drose8
715 posts
Apr 22, 2011
7:26 PM
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80) when you are still reading this post 2 years later.
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TMill
183 posts
Apr 23, 2011
9:39 AM
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81) you remember reading this 2 years ago.
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tmill22.shutterfly.com
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isaiah
16 posts
Apr 24, 2011
2:33 PM
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omg 37 actually happens all the time
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rikku3289
12 posts
Apr 25, 2011
6:08 PM
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lol, that's funny.. i'm new to this too and i find myself looking at everything differently.... i work at red robin restaurant and everytime someone's about to throw away a lid, it's like "NO!!!!...i need that" and than they look at you like your crazy..
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Oberon1122
591 posts
Apr 26, 2011
3:43 AM
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82) When you get so into painting that you don't notice until you're done that you have paint all the way up your arms and all over your shirt and shoes.
83) When you think up so many new ideas and stencils that you have to start writing them down and keep a file of it all cause you never have time to try it all before you get more new ideas.
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Amber- (Oberon)
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alexR
247 posts
Apr 27, 2011
10:45 AM
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84. when you think this is a good opportunity to put your photobucket scroll up. And play around with the code so its wider...LOL!... I must get out less!
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Pumpkinz
14 posts
Apr 28, 2011
7:13 AM
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85) When you have no coins left in your wallet because they're all covered in paint from painting too many stencils.
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Last Edited by on Apr 28, 2011 7:16 AM
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Auronold
125 posts
May 14, 2011
11:21 AM
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86) When you spill coffee, place a paper towel on it, grab the corner of the napkin, run your fingers down it, then peel it off the surface expecting a pattern.
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Stoney94
7 posts
May 19, 2011
7:51 PM
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87) when you spend all of your money that was for lunch on poster boards and paint
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Art_by_Bart
258 posts
May 20, 2011
1:15 PM
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88)...when you shake your cans of deodorant and shaving gel, before each use, like they're spray paint.
-Bart
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Stoney94
10 posts
May 20, 2011
5:03 PM
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I did that this morning!
89) when there is paint all over your shower, and your the Only one that doesn't mind
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drose8
949 posts
Jul 03, 2011
7:00 AM
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90) someone asks why there are drops of blood on your sandals and you have to explain to them it is actually red spray paint (colonial red)
Last Edited by on Jul 03, 2011 7:01 AM
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Cathy
88 posts
Jul 03, 2011
4:39 PM
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91) Your house mate moves out because of the constant smell of spray paint.
92)You secretly powerwash the yard and put down a new floor before your landlord sees the over spray damage...
93) (Apologies for the vulgarity) Your boogers are red/blue/green/black/purple/orange/gold.
94) You paint shop assistant knows you by your name.
95)Your paint shop assistant knows what colours you didnt get the last day and what ones you are running out of!
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Spray it...don't say it!
Last Edited by on Jul 03, 2011 4:39 PM
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Art_by_Bart
446 posts
Jul 06, 2011
11:10 AM
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96) You are asked by more than one person in the same day to talk about something else besides SPA.
-B
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Oberon1122
798 posts
Jul 11, 2011
11:10 AM
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97) You start price checking all the stores for the cheapest paint and poster board.
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Amber- (Oberon)
"May the Spray Force Be With You"
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Art_by_Bart
610 posts
Aug 17, 2011
6:00 PM
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98)... you drop the top half of your bagel back on like it's a planet stencil.
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Lettuce Spray.
-Bart
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fisher
9 posts
Aug 18, 2011
10:36 AM
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99)you spend more money on spray paint then gas
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Art_by_Bart
627 posts
Aug 23, 2011
8:45 AM
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100) ... you paint live everyday and, when you do take a day off, you paint at home anyway.
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Lettuce Spray.
-Bart
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Sanpan
194 posts
Aug 24, 2011
6:42 PM
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101. When you live in an apartment block like me and it is windy outside and you cover your diningroom table with newspaper to prevent overspray and paint a whole painting indoors because you are tired of waiting to do a painting.
Last Edited by on Aug 24, 2011 6:43 PM
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alexR
412 posts
Aug 26, 2011
10:59 AM
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(102) When you keep adding to this post.
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Rien
359 posts
Aug 26, 2011
11:41 AM
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103. When you think about to make love with your can just because of you need some more cans. Hahaha
104. When you think how awesome #103 would be, if it works
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NewStarSprayPaintArt
164 posts
Sep 13, 2011
6:17 PM
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Amazing
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NewStarSprayPaintArt
Paul Wong
http://www.spacepaintings.com/page/page/3957997.htm
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Oberon1122
996 posts
Sep 27, 2011
12:41 AM
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105. When the natural lines on old ppl's faces remind you of the lines you get
on your face after wearing your spray paint mask.
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Amber- (Oberon)
"Can you smell what the Oberon is painting?"
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Taborrocks
9 posts
Oct 20, 2011
9:10 PM
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And heres mine.When your looking for a 4 bedroom house with a 2 car grage and a work shop .because the 2 studios you have outgrown, and there is only me and my partner living here.....
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Oberon1122
1033 posts
Oct 26, 2011
3:46 AM
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107. When you use non-stick Pam in a spray can and want to paint in your pots and pans with it. lol
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Amber- (Oberon)
"Spray painting, YUM!"
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Cathy
354 posts
Oct 27, 2011
2:33 PM
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108. When you still...after 100 paintings get excited when lifting off the planet stencil to see how what's underneath turned out!!
109. When your paint shop gives you a discount on spray paint because you in every couple of days.
110. You paint for 6 hours straight and then cant leave the house for another 6 hours while waiting for the mask lines to go off your face!!
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Spray it...don't say it!
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